The artist formerly known as Cookie's Pants

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best thing is when they are off!!!!

Isn’t it obvious how we know each other?

The last time I saw #808080

He was shimmying around inside me, which was a sight to behold. Unfortunately, along with the good things, come the bad, but I shall not go into the constant peeing at this time.

The last time I saw Gerard the Lobster

He was inside me, harassing a cute guinea-pig.


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